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Halloween zombie love song

Twilight Fanatic Song

Jon and Kate Plus Hate

Satire about reality tv audiences.)

Life looks like a train wreck
And, you feel like you've been pecked.
Gossip blogs: Hell yea we click em.
Hope your children aren't our victims.

Fed by paparazzi
Who compare you to a Nazi
Now, they swear that you both cheated
The red meat htat we all needed.

Eat you as our main course
As we're voting you should divorce
Forget privacy. You sold it.
Will you double down or fold it?

Following your babies
Spread false rumors one has rabies.
Pity you so we feel better.
Quit now, and you'll be a debtor.

Does this have an ending?
And, what message are we sending?
We'll grow bored and crave another.
Move onto some other mother.

"I'm unavailable. Please don't leave a message." (song)

Lyrics:

"I'm unavailable.
Please don't leave a message.
I'm unavailable.
Please don't leave a message.
Are there goals that I might aim for now
If I knew just when I'd die and how?
Would I put my appetites in check?
Would I salvage anything I've wrecked?
Would I focus on important things
Or just take what inattention brings?
Would I change the ways I think and feel
About annoying things with which I deal?
I'm unavailable.
Please don't leave a message.
I'm unavailable.
Please don't leave a message."

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The Sun Must Shine

Do you prefer to sit and think alone
Or does the silence shake you like the thunder?
Can you shut out distractions like the phone?
Has worry killed your sense of awe and wonder?
Has loss occurred and left a gaping hole
Or have setbacks left you wanting to give in?
Does heartbreak have you doubting your own soul?
Is the universe your enemy or friend?
Do you despair each time you see your face?
Do past hopes and dreams seem like a waste of time?
Do you wish you were in another place?
Do you wonder if survival's worth the climb?
The dark clouds linger but they, too, must go.
The sun must shine, so let new flowers grow.

Contest: Solve the Puzzle. (Clue/The Usual Suspects)

Parody/Poem/Puzzle: Can you name the weapon and location where Colonel Mustard killed Miss Scarlet? Post your answer with a comment or a video response, explaining how you found the answer.




z-n-k-y-z-a-t-e
j-k-g-z-n
c-o-z-n-x-u-v-k
g-i-r-a-k

Yes, you're guilty, Colonel Mustard.
Scarlet met her fate.
Just tell where and how you did it.
The hour's getting late.

Sure. I'll give the honest answer
In encrypted text.
You decode my string of letters
Or you'll leave perplexed.

Three columns of ordered letters
Left stacked first to last.
Lover corresponds with hater.
Future lines with past.

z-n-k-y-z-a-t-e
j-k-g-z-n
c-o-z-n-x-u-v-k
g-i-r-a-k

jg8exd3ytz

Parody: "Bernie Madoff's Blues"

"I'm grateful for this chance to speak, your honor.
To share the details of my Ponzi scheme.
I promised I would out perform the market,
Give my investors anything they dream.

Split strke conversion's what I called my gimmick.
As I held their investments -- just for me.
My clients grew, while others asked to cash out.
I paid them returns no one thought they'd see.

I printed phony trading confirmations.
I even fooled those dupes at SEC
I stole the wealth of families cross the nation.
I even stooped to rob some charities.

Soon economic times made me grow nervous.
Confessed to sons who told the FBI.
Please let my wife just hold onto our assets.
Don't send me off to prison 'til I die.

Horror: Theodicy (2:16)

Audiobook: In this episode, Chris returns home to face another ordeal as the voices torture him to make new concessions.

Parody: "Identity Theft"

Parody song about a D.A.'s report posted on the Smoking Gun.



All individuals portrayed are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Claims made in the D.A. report might be inaccurate.



He told her she was only used for sex.
He told her she was only used for sex.
That really made her mad with photos that she had
He told her she was only used for sex.

She posted his nude photos on Craigslist.
She posted his nude photos on Craigslist.
And said he wanted men to talk dirty to him.
She posted his nude photos on Craigslist.

At least, that's what the D.A.'s report says.
At least, that's what the D.A.'s report says.
It's on the Smoking Gun. His photos they post none.
At least, that's what the D.A.'s report says.

The moral of this tale? Well, don't pose nude.
The moral of this tale? Well, don't pose nude.
Or pose as your ex-mate just to retaliate.
The moral of this tale? Well, don't pose nude.