Parody: "Identity Theft"

Parody song about a D.A.'s report posted on the Smoking Gun.



All individuals portrayed are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Claims made in the D.A. report might be inaccurate.



He told her she was only used for sex.
He told her she was only used for sex.
That really made her mad with photos that she had
He told her she was only used for sex.

She posted his nude photos on Craigslist.
She posted his nude photos on Craigslist.
And said he wanted men to talk dirty to him.
She posted his nude photos on Craigslist.

At least, that's what the D.A.'s report says.
At least, that's what the D.A.'s report says.
It's on the Smoking Gun. His photos they post none.
At least, that's what the D.A.'s report says.

The moral of this tale? Well, don't pose nude.
The moral of this tale? Well, don't pose nude.
Or pose as your ex-mate just to retaliate.
The moral of this tale? Well, don't pose nude.