Charlie Sheen Parody Song

Charlie Sheen Parody Song

 

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Fictional parody song based on Charlie’s bizarre quotes.

 

My girl and I were out one night when he appeared so very bright:

That nasty super-villain Charlie Sheen.

He became an F-18, snatched my girl and fled the scene.

I swore I’d catch that warlock; he’s so mean.

Don’t know how I found the will to reach his castle on a hill.

His porn-star army met me for the fight.

I cried: Leave.  If you remain, the cops will bust you for cocaine.

That naked motley crew scattered from sight.

 

Charlie Sheen, don’t you know you were dumb to make Tom Jefferson your foe?

When we come, you will see how we reclaim that girl you stole from me.

 

Thomas Jefferson said, bud, I’ll lead you to the tiger blood.

Charlie called me vulgar words in the grave.

Sight of blood soon made me cringe.  Earthworms ate it for revenge,

Said: The brain that cures disease can’t be saved.

Army of assassins fled after all those earthworms fed,

Feared Charlie wasn’t winning anymore.

Charlie left in his new car for his rock concert on Mars.

I found my sleeping girlfriend on the floor.

 

Charlie Sheen, don’t you know you were dumb to make Tom Jefferson your foe?

When we come, you will see how we reclaim that girl you stole from me.