Hugh Hefner Parody Song

Hugh Hefner Parody Song

(events described are fictional)

 

 

 

Good day my name’s Hugh Hefner.  I don’t mean to sound rude.

But you’re so young and pretty I’d love to see you nude.   

I led a revolution of sex no strings attached

I’ve had dozens of lovers, can’t find the perfect match.

If you don’t know, I founded Playboy, and bought a tomb near Norma Jean.

Just close your eyes and say Viagra.  I’ll put you in my magazine.

 

You’ll beg to be my playmate and hope to be my wife

If I don’t will you money, you’ll live a famous life.

Don’t ask to leave the mansion at night to join your friends.

A curfew’s in your contract.  Don’t think of other men.

I go to work in my pajamas.  My parties aren’t all orgy fests.

So lighten up, man; what’s your problem?  There’s nothing wrong with human breasts.

 

Don’t call me womanizer.  Call me a feminist.

I’ll put you on the cover.  Come give grandpa a kiss.

Won’t find a lover like me.  My lifestyle must be sold.

My harem of young ladies weren’t born when I turned old.

I sample girls just like they’re candy, but warn them not to cheat on me.

Your daughter’s ten, so I’m still waiting to date her when I’m ninety three.

 

Good day my name’s Hugh Hefner.  I don’t mean to sound rude.

But you’re so young and pretty I’d love to see you nude.